Ini ada satu soalan matematik.... sumbangan seorang rakan. Sesiapa yang bijak, try la selesaikan masalah Ahmad:
Ahmad miskin. Die takde duit. Die nak beli baju yang berharga RM50.
Die pinjam kat kawan A RM25
dan die pinjam kat kawan B RM25
so die pegi la nak beli baju tu
masa die pegi. die tgk baju tu sale. harga turun.
baju tu skarang berharga RM45
die bayar then die dapat baki RM5
die bagi kawan A RM1
dan die bagi kawan B RM1
die tinggal RM3
die hutang kawan A RM24
dan die hutang kawan B RM24
so die hutang RM48
die ade RM3 skarang
RM48 + RM3 = RM51
Macam mane boleh ada lebih RM1 ?, padehal die pinjam RM50 jer...
Anybody knows the answer?
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Marriage from Men's Point of View
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
Hihihihi. Harap2 My Hubby tak macam tu la.
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
Hihihihi. Harap2 My Hubby tak macam tu la.
Girl vs Guy
Guy Facts:
- When a guy is quiet,He's listening to you...
- When a guy is not arguing,He realizes he's wrong
- When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes, he means it
- When a guy stares at you,he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world
- When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
- When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love
- When a (good) guy say he loves you, he means it
- When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till you are done
- When a guy says, "I miss you,"he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else
Girl Facts:
- When a girl is quiet,millions of things are running through her mind.
- When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
- When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
- When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
- When a girl stares at you,she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
- When a girl lay on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
- When a girl calls you everyday, she is seeking for your attention.
- When a girl wants to see you everyday,she wants to be pampered.
- When a girl says, "I'll love you forever,"she means it.
- When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
- When a girl says, "I miss you,"no one in this world can miss you more than that
Heheheheh...So, what do you think? Eleh, tak semuanya betul.
Women Hard to Be Pleased???
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. … You may choose any man but only from a particular floor. You may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
*********
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
*********
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
” Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
*********
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
*********
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
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Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day.
*********
Second Perspective…
Why?
Because Women have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, beautiful (to the eyes of the beholder!), extremely good with the housework and very romantic!
Why should they settle for less!
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. … You may choose any man but only from a particular floor. You may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
*********
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
*********
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
” Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
*********
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
*********
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
*********
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day.
*********
Second Perspective…
Why?
Because Women have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, beautiful (to the eyes of the beholder!), extremely good with the housework and very romantic!
Why should they settle for less!
Keistimewaan Bau Ketiak Lelaki
Benarkah bau ketiak lelaki mampu menjadi penawar kepada gejala tekanan yang dialami oleh wanita? Kenyataan ini dikeluarkan oleh Bahagian Biologi Manusia di University Pensyvania beberapa tahun lalu. Kajian dilakukan di sana membuktikan bahawa peluh lelaki membantu kaum wanita menurunkan tekanan & melancarkan perjalanan haid. Menurut laporan Jurnal Biology of Reproduction America, sebelum ini,bau ketiak lelaki yang sengaja " diproses" daripada lelaki yang tidak memakai deodoran digunakan sebagai bahan uji kaji bagi mencari bukti bahawa hidung wanita boleh "digoda" dengan bau lawan sejenisnya.
Dalam uji kaji yang dilakukan, wangian semulajadi itu kemudian di sapukan ke atas bibir puluhan wanita berumur 25 dan 45 tahun tanpa memberitahu ia adalah bau peluh lelaki dan hanya diberitahu bahawa mereka sedang menguji satu aroma wangian tersebut. Enam jam pertama selepas itu, skala mood wanita yang di sapu wangian yang diperbuat daripada peluh ketiak lelaki tersebut diukur. Hasilnya sungguh unik.
Selain boleh mencerahkan mood, wangian ketiak lelaki ternyata dapat membuatkan wanita menjadi kurang tegang.... di petik dari majalah PA&MA...Feb2004...kalau tak caya... So kengkawan kalau tengah strees tu ....bolehlah cium ketiak suami atau boyfriend. Bagi kaum adam pulak ,simpan bau ketiak untuk orang tersayang.
Moral of the Story....
So kalau isteri dok tensyen tu...lepas balik riadah..calit sikit bau ketiak anda..yang masam tu. insyaallah mood dia ok....... ha..ha...ha....selamat mencuba...& Kepada para isteri jangan dok tension sangat...nanti kena cium bau ketiak suami........
Dalam uji kaji yang dilakukan, wangian semulajadi itu kemudian di sapukan ke atas bibir puluhan wanita berumur 25 dan 45 tahun tanpa memberitahu ia adalah bau peluh lelaki dan hanya diberitahu bahawa mereka sedang menguji satu aroma wangian tersebut. Enam jam pertama selepas itu, skala mood wanita yang di sapu wangian yang diperbuat daripada peluh ketiak lelaki tersebut diukur. Hasilnya sungguh unik.
Selain boleh mencerahkan mood, wangian ketiak lelaki ternyata dapat membuatkan wanita menjadi kurang tegang.... di petik dari majalah PA&MA...Feb2004...kalau tak caya... So kengkawan kalau tengah strees tu ....bolehlah cium ketiak suami atau boyfriend. Bagi kaum adam pulak ,simpan bau ketiak untuk orang tersayang.
Moral of the Story....
So kalau isteri dok tensyen tu...lepas balik riadah..calit sikit bau ketiak anda..yang masam tu. insyaallah mood dia ok....... ha..ha...ha....selamat mencuba...& Kepada para isteri jangan dok tension sangat...nanti kena cium bau ketiak suami........
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